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\u201c<\/em>Laihialaispojan piti l\u00e4hte\u00e4 k\u00e4ym\u00e4\u00e4n naapurikaupungissa Vaasassa. Is\u00e4ns\u00e4 antoi pojalle bussilippurahat, joten eikun matkaan. Poika k\u00e4veli bussipys\u00e4kille autoa odottamaan, kun bussi viimein saapui, ei poika astunutkaan bussiin vaan p\u00e4\u00e4tti juosta bussin per\u00e4ss\u00e4 Vaasaan asti ja siten s\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4 lippurahat, ja saada is\u00e4 iloiseksi. Kun oli kotiinl\u00e4hd\u00f6n aika, poika teki saman, eli juoksi bussin per\u00e4ss\u00e4 Vaasasta Laihialle. Sitten kotiin p\u00e4\u00e4sty\u00e4\u00e4n meni ylpe\u00e4n\u00e4 is\u00e4lleen kertomaan, mit\u00e4 oli tehnyt s\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4kseen rahaa. Is\u00e4k\u00f6s siit\u00e4 hieman tulistui ja sanoi: Olisit poika juassu taksin per\u00e4s, niin olisit s\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4ny palijo enemm\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The boy from Laihia had to visit the neighboring town of Vaasa. His father gave the boy the money for the bus ticket. The boy walked to the bus stop to wait for the bus…when the bus finally arrived, the boy didn’t even get on the bus but decided to run after the bus all the way to Vaasa and thus save the ticket money and make his father happy. When it was time to go home, the boy did the same, i.e. ran after the bus from Vaasa to Laihia. Then, when he got home, he proudly went to tell his father what he had done to save money. Daddy got a little hot about it and said: You son should have run after the taxi and saved more money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cLaihialaispojan piti l\u00e4hte\u00e4 k\u00e4ym\u00e4\u00e4n naapurikaupungissa Vaasassa. Is\u00e4ns\u00e4 antoi pojalle bussilippurahat, joten eikun matkaan. Poika k\u00e4veli bussipys\u00e4kille autoa odottamaan, kun bussi viimein saapui, ei poika astunutkaan bussiin vaan p\u00e4\u00e4tti juosta bussin per\u00e4ss\u00e4 Vaasaan asti ja siten s\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4 lippurahat, ja saada is\u00e4 iloiseksi. Kun oli kotiinl\u00e4hd\u00f6n aika, poika teki saman, eli juoksi bussin per\u00e4ss\u00e4 Vaasasta Laihialle. Sitten kotiin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-138","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuucaline.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}